You'd be surprised. It wouldn't be the weirdest thing someone wanted it for.
I mean, usually it's something like world domination or beating me over the head with, but we get some weird types in my world. Sometimes they just like collecting things.
I'm afraid I'm not certain if you're talking about terrorist organisations or a disgruntled girlfriend. At least when it comes to beating you over the head.
Perhaps both.
And yes, working on that myself. Potentially ahead of the coffee table. I've been using the empty apartment across from me, but if there's a new wave of residents someone's likely to have questions about the car.
Fiances are necessitating something of a delay, however. Man can't build an Insurance company from the ground up by bread alone, as I believe the idiom goes.
You might not have been looking hard enough. I'm not convinced some of them haven't made their way here.
Actually, considering where "here" is, there are probably some floating around anyway. I don't trust the LIEs not to have kept some from our "medical exams".
Standard superstuff is pretty impressive. I've seen some of it in person. But if you wanted to prove it, I wouldn't complain.
[ Loki's just thinking that perhaps he ought to have considered breaking and entering like he'd initially planned when, all of a sudden: there's Stark, at the door. Seeing him in person confirms that it isn't his Stark; they share similarities, but–at the same time–there are some glaring differences. Both of them are matched in their ability to vex Loki, though, even if there's a different cast in the way this one manages it, given the circumstances.
He makes a face as Stark grips his collar, stumbling forward nonetheless, and he's already reaching up to wrest his grip free when, all of a sudden, Stark kisses him, and–there's the vexing, although to his credit, Loki is startled for barely half a second before he kisses him back on instinct alone, long and slow and culminating in a bite to his lip, just on the side of painful, before he pulls back to catch his breath. At some point, he's fisted a hand in Tony's shirt. ]
You're not supposed to be tall.
[ –Loki grouses, because that's really the glaring difference, although it sounds a little petty once he says it, so he kisses him again to cut off anything smart he might get in return. ] Bed. Where is it.
[The pain helps. It's distracting, giving him something else to focus on besides the fact that he is sleeping with the enemy. Not that it would be the first time. And, Tony reasons, technically this Loki isn't his enemy. So it doesn't count. The deep, rough kiss gets a groan out of him, especially as Loki pulls back, and he laughs in surprise at the complaint. Of all things to notice, Loki would focus on that. Tony would comment, but the follow up kiss is enough to derail him. The real need is coming from his groin, which is starting to be uncomfortably tight in his pants.]
Come on.
[He pulls him impatiently toward the bedroom by one wrist, half-dragging him if he has to, and once they get there Tony can't resist rounding back for another kiss, hungry and broken as he starts trying undo the front of Loki's pants at the same time.]
[ Loki stumbles after Stark as he pulls him into the bedroom, and well, this is–they're definitely doing this. He ought to have thought this through a little more, possibly, but...well, it's just sex, and he's got a quota that he has to take care of, so there's that. The fact that it's just sex with Tony Stark is unfortunate, but coincidental, and it's not like anyone has to find out. The fact that he's this hard over just kissing is no less unfortunate. ]
Yes, I am.
[ –he manages to correct, a little hoarsely as he reaches to fumble with Stark's pants at the same time as he does his. With far more coordination than he'd thought he would have, given his present state, he manages to make quick work of them, so that he can take his cock in hand and give it an experimental stroke, his other hand fisted in his shirt so that he can pull him into another kiss, quick and rough, before he pulls back enough to speak again–his grip, momentarily, firming as his eyes flick up to meet Tony's. ]
If you tell anyone about this, I will kill you, I hope you understand.
I'm not adopting anyone. But, there's a certain spider-themed superhero without a lab and a need for space for some spider-themed projects. I told him I'd try and find someplace that might be more secret identity-friendly than communal lab space.
You know, I think I can find a place for him. Is he planning on doing some work here? He might not want to do it alone- Or he might, but it probably isn't a good idea.
you said you wouldn't mind if i wanted to show you what kind of spider-stuff i can do and you didn't seem all that weirded out when i told you my friend was trying to teach me discipline when he took that picture that got sent to you a while back
i was wondering if maybe you could help me with something
[ gwen none of that.. really flowed as well as you thought it did ]
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