[ Of all the people he could have accidentally sent this text to it had to be him. Maybe it's just a Tony Stark. There's so many multiple versions of people that it's not so outside the realm of possibility, right?
Right. ]
Ok, first of all, I don't need your advice on how to woo my partner. The whole pet name thing? It is to annoy this person.
And for the record, I know that sentence doesn't make a strong case for the whole not needing advice thing.
Second, we're just fans of heights. There are so many ways to get on the ceiling. It's totally normal and it requires nothing out of the ordinary at all.
Normal people have sex on the ceiling all the time.
[ Nailed it. Nothing at all suspicious in this entire text ]
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[ Of all the people he could have accidentally sent this text to it had to be him. Maybe it's just a Tony Stark. There's so many multiple versions of people that it's not so outside the realm of possibility, right?
Right. ]
Ok, first of all, I don't need your advice on how to woo my partner. The whole pet name thing? It is to annoy this person.
And for the record, I know that sentence doesn't make a strong case for the whole not needing advice thing.
Second, we're just fans of heights. There are so many ways to get on the ceiling. It's totally normal and it requires nothing out of the ordinary at all.
Normal people have sex on the ceiling all the time.
[ Nailed it. Nothing at all suspicious in this entire text ]