IC inbox for duplicity

[definingfuture]

Tony's Mailbox.

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[definingfuture]

Questioning your experience, huh?
I can see how that would ruffle your feathers a bit. Need a hand convincing them?

[captenacious]

...convincing them of what?

[definingfuture]

That you don't need lessons. It helps if you've got a

[shit. uh.]

friend next to you.

[captenacious]

Well, I mean. There's some things I haven't done.

[ Why are they discussing this help. ]

Doesn't mean I want a whole lecture.

[definingfuture]

Oh, you know people like that. They're just excited.
What exactly is the lecture about?

[Should he even be asking? No? Too late!]

[captenacious]

Sex, far as I can tell. How you're supposed to have to.

Was pretty sure there aren't meant to be 'supposed to's involved.

[definingfuture]

Well, no, we shouldn't have to...

It's just how they are. You sure you don't want a hand?

[He totally needs a hand.]

[captenacious]

I want to not have to listen to this. I'm all for education but some of this stuff is meant to be private.

[definingfuture]

You don't have to be embarrassed.

[captenacious]

I'm not embarrassed, I'm annoyed.

[ And a little bit embarrassed. ]

[definingfuture]

Do you need backup? I'll come find you.

[captenacious]

No, it's fine. I really didn't mean to send that out. Thank you, though.

[definingfuture]

What? No way. I'm going to come find you.
I bet they'd love to hear some from me.

[captenacious]

I'm trying not to attract attention.

[ And failing well enough all on his own. ]

[definingfuture]

What are you saying, Steve?
I'm very subtle.

[captenacious]

Since when?

[definingfuture]

Ouch. You know, between the two of us, who dresses up like a giant flag?

[captenacious]

And who wears flashy glowing armor?

[definingfuture]

Point taken. So really neither of us are going to win any awards for subtlety.

You sure you don't want me to fly you out of there?

[captenacious]

Nah, I can hack it but thanks. I'll try to keep the rest of my commentary to myself.

[definingfuture]

What if I want to hear your commentary? I feel like it was just getting good.

[captenacious]

Well alright. Just remember you asked for it.

[definingfuture]

I'll be sure to make an official note for myself later.
You know, even though we don't need a tutorial on giving blowjobs, you have to admit some of them have decent ideas.

[captenacious]

...like what?

[definingfuture]

It's not all bad. I'd spend time with a few of them.