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[definingfuture]

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[definingfuture]

Okay, rule one: don't compete with yourself. That's just a bad idea.

You're you. Just be the best you and don't worry about the other yous.
Anyway, you don't need to explain yourself to me.
I know what it's like. Trust me.

You aren't the only one who's gone done both prison and orgies.
And I'm pretty sure the whole world has seen my nudes. You're safe.

[gwenzelle]

i don't think anybody's seen my nudes
just pictures of my butt
which i didn't even realize i had so many but here we are
well okay it's only been.. 3? or 4? but that's 4 more than i thought
okay three more
spider-totems have great butts this is just a fact

[definingfuture]

Well, you're lucky, then. You have some privacy left to salvage.
I'm pretty sure everyone has seen all of me by now. There's no surprise left.
*sigh*
And it helps that you have a nice butt.
Do I get to know what else spider-totems have or is that a trade secret?

[gwenzelle]

well i haven't seen any, if that makes you feel any better?

hmmm
fast reflexes?
impressive agility?
ridiculous flexibility
super-stamina

y'know, standard superstuff
it's much less impressive on paper than it is in real life i assuuuure you 😂

[definingfuture]

You might not have been looking hard enough.
I'm not convinced some of them haven't made their way here.

Actually, considering where "here" is, there are probably some floating around anyway.
I don't trust the LIEs not to have kept some from our "medical exams".

Standard superstuff is pretty impressive. I've seen some of it in person.
But if you wanted to prove it, I wouldn't complain.