definingfuture | IC inbox for duplicity

I'd have to see the house to comment on it.

I also don't want to sound vain, but the fact you know enough versions of me to make a rating system is uncomfortable. I hope I'm not at the bottom of this list.

well if we ever get out of this stupid camp i'll give you the grand tour i've only actually met one of you, and it was because we needed your big nerd brain to get me home my world's tony stark isn't exactly jumping at the chance to meet ex-convict spider-woman so i'm just saying the bar isn't exactly high? that didn't sound so shitty before i sent it

The fact that you've met more than one of me already makes me feel a little self-conscious, gotta say. Considering what you've listed so far, I feel like I need to reclaim my own pride.

But thanks for making sure my ego is in check. I appreciate you looking out for me.

Ex-convict, living in a house paid for by orgies. Anything else I should know about you, party girl?

it's okay i've heard all about my alternate selves and how perfect they all were so i get it i guess all that does make me sound like a party girl, doesn't it? damn i should state for the record that i kind of put myself in prison well not like i didn't want to hide that i was a superhero anymore, that's all that was and the orgy thing was totally a fluke i still have no idea how i ended up there

Okay, rule one: don't compete with yourself. That's just a bad idea.

You're you. Just be the best you and don't worry about the other yous.
Anyway, you don't need to explain yourself to me.
I know what it's like. Trust me.

You aren't the only one who's gone done both prison and orgies.
And I'm pretty sure the whole world has seen my nudes. You're safe.

i don't think anybody's seen my nudes just pictures of my butt which i didn't even realize i had so many but here we are well okay it's only been.. 3? or 4? but that's 4 more than i thought okay three more spider-totems have great butts this is just a fact

Well, you're lucky, then. You have some privacy left to salvage.
I'm pretty sure everyone has seen all of me by now. There's no surprise left.
*sigh*
And it helps that you have a nice butt.
Do I get to know what else spider-totems have or is that a trade secret?

well i haven't seen any, if that makes you feel any better? hmmm fast reflexes? impressive agility? ridiculous flexibility super-stamina y'know, standard superstuff it's much less impressive on paper than it is in real life i assuuuure you 😂

You might not have been looking hard enough.
I'm not convinced some of them haven't made their way here.

Actually, considering where "here" is, there are probably some floating around anyway.
I don't trust the LIEs not to have kept some from our "medical exams".

Standard superstuff is pretty impressive. I've seen some of it in person.
But if you wanted to prove it, I wouldn't complain.

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