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[ so tony's going to get this picture ~~just pretend she's blonde okok~~ with the text: ]

what's this? i thought you were trying to teach me to be patient, not taking an opportunity to take a picture of my butt

Well, whoever your teacher is, they certainly know how to multitask.
Did you really learn patience from that? It looks more like a nap.

[ god! damnit. luckily(????????) this isn't the first time gwen's texts have been resent to someone they were never sent to in the first place, so the "WHAAAAT" is kept to herself. along with the sighing, and the brief moment of trying to figure out if she should just not answer. no, that'd be dumb. she can handle this ]

i guess it seems pretty tame, out of context i might have been um left hanging? i guess is a way to put it? twice, and then he told me to lay on my front and wait for him to come back i wasn't allowed to do anything besides that it didn't teach me anything but it was frustrating as hell so that was fun

You and I probably need to work out your definition of "fun" because I think there might have been a translation error there.

Unless fun means something else now and I haven't gotten an update. Maybe that's why it's been so painful lately.

Was that your formal complaint to your boyfriend or...?

it's the kind of fun you have when you're being messed with for a little while but you know eventually you'll get what you want he wasn't my boyfriend, but it was a pretty formal complaint otherwise he went home a few weeks back, before we all got dragged to this stupid fake resort town

He went home?
Were you staying with him?

[He is a polite man and he is going to dance around this question. Not that he didn't just see a picture of her in her underwear, but Tony tries to be polite sometimes.]

nah he was a sub too and i have my own place it's a weird story we had a cool quota thing going, that's all

[ she says, like she doesn't miss that trigger happy flyboy every day ]

Believe it or not, I'm used to weird stories.
I'm Tony, by the way.

the kind of weird that include invites to orgies that you can't say no to but end in you getting to ask for whatever you want and they actually give you the private house in the up you asked for as kind of a joke? gwen stacy.

You have interesting friends?
I can't imagine

Oh.

[Oh. Well that certainly makes him rethink his jokes.]

Does it change anything if I tell you my last name is Stark?

oh no it wasn't with friends the request was from a complete stranger but apparently he was a complete stranger with some power in this place not really well are we talking about tony stark of the starkbucks fame or the millionaire superhero fame? hmm should have lead with "do you have any experience with the multiverse?" probably

[Not instantly enraged, disgusted, or out to kill him is a good start. Yup. He's counting this as a success.]

Starkbucks? Oh, I'm going to do that when I get home.

And yes, I'd say a decent amount. And it's billionaire.

[ she's never met her world's tony, and 617's tony was kind of a tool, but a brilliant tool with lots and lots of money and tech crap that they used to get gwen back home, so. whatever. ]

just promise you won't make the coffee like $8 a cup that shit is, as gwen stefani would say, bananas ohh i'm so sorry mr billionaire

No, I'm not
I didn't mean that. I wasn't
It doesn't matter here. I just meant that as a joke.

coffee, huh?

i'm just fucking with you 😋 i don't care if you talk about your money i just told you about my fancy orgy-gift house here so it's not like i'm looking any better

Well, I think the orgy gift house might be just a result of living here.

I'm really not going to make this sound better, am I?

excuse you i'm a sub that worked very hard to get her house in the Up you're fine i'll let you know if you start sounding as ridiculous as the tony stark i met last time i got stuck in a universe i didn't belong in

I'd have to see the house to comment on it.

I also don't want to sound vain, but the fact you know enough versions of me to make a rating system is uncomfortable. I hope I'm not at the bottom of this list.

well if we ever get out of this stupid camp i'll give you the grand tour i've only actually met one of you, and it was because we needed your big nerd brain to get me home my world's tony stark isn't exactly jumping at the chance to meet ex-convict spider-woman so i'm just saying the bar isn't exactly high? that didn't sound so shitty before i sent it

The fact that you've met more than one of me already makes me feel a little self-conscious, gotta say. Considering what you've listed so far, I feel like I need to reclaim my own pride.

But thanks for making sure my ego is in check. I appreciate you looking out for me.

Ex-convict, living in a house paid for by orgies. Anything else I should know about you, party girl?

it's okay i've heard all about my alternate selves and how perfect they all were so i get it i guess all that does make me sound like a party girl, doesn't it? damn i should state for the record that i kind of put myself in prison well not like i didn't want to hide that i was a superhero anymore, that's all that was and the orgy thing was totally a fluke i still have no idea how i ended up there

Okay, rule one: don't compete with yourself. That's just a bad idea.

You're you. Just be the best you and don't worry about the other yous.
Anyway, you don't need to explain yourself to me.
I know what it's like. Trust me.

You aren't the only one who's gone done both prison and orgies.
And I'm pretty sure the whole world has seen my nudes. You're safe.

i don't think anybody's seen my nudes just pictures of my butt which i didn't even realize i had so many but here we are well okay it's only been.. 3? or 4? but that's 4 more than i thought okay three more spider-totems have great butts this is just a fact

Well, you're lucky, then. You have some privacy left to salvage.
I'm pretty sure everyone has seen all of me by now. There's no surprise left.
*sigh*
And it helps that you have a nice butt.
Do I get to know what else spider-totems have or is that a trade secret?

well i haven't seen any, if that makes you feel any better? hmmm fast reflexes? impressive agility? ridiculous flexibility super-stamina y'know, standard superstuff it's much less impressive on paper than it is in real life i assuuuure you 😂

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